Okay, everybody drop what you’re doing and watch this. We may have, after millions of years of evolution, millennia of civilization, more than a hundred years of cinema, and decades of internet technology, arrived at one of the greatest — no! — the greatest video in the history of mankind!
(and yes, I have a good mind to transcribe each quote for our little random quote generator at the bottom of the page.
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1) Proud to say I’ve seen exactly one of those films.
April 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am2) Suddenly Salman Khan doesn’t seem so bad.
I have fond, fond memories of the summer my cousin visited and we had a Schwarzenegger movie marathon. As a result I’ve seen most of these at least once.
Like Salman, Arnie can be oddly endearing when you’re in the right mood.
April 1st, 2010 at 11:56 amI have fond memories of Austrian friends from Salzburg and Vienna explaining/demonstrating how hick his accent is
April 1st, 2010 at 6:13 pmHoooly Shit! This is Epic in the true sense of the word
May 11th, 2010 at 2:06 am